BREAKING NEWS: Confirmed troll sighting at Crealy in statement issued by General Manager

2nd Oct 2023

Following the discovery of a 'mystical stone figure' at Crealy Theme Park on Sunday morning, the General Manager has released a statement.

Josh Haywood, General Manager of Crealy, said: "After two days of extensive testing and examination, I can confirm today the mystical stone figure found by one of our workers is in fact, a troll."

The specialist local authority has explained that it is likely this troll ventured out from the depths of the Wilderness and caught by sunlight, turning it to stone. They claim the dark and leafy Wilderness makes a perfect habitat for trolls and it is likely there is more residing in dense areas of Wilderness - particularly treehouses.

Josh Haywood said: "This isn't the first time we've encountered trolls in the Wilderness - it's a very enchanted place - it's full of mystical and magical creatures throughout the year."

He added: "We would like to reassure the public that any creatures found here in the Wilderness are generally friendly and our Spook-Fest event will still take place this October. Word of warning - make sure you don't come down to the Wilderness on your own."


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